Squashed the bloody bastard!

I have a spider in my room.

I have a big fat spider in my room.

The bloody thing dared to take a walk across my arm yesterday night, just when I was about to fall asleep.


I'm not afraid of spiders. I have no problems with seeing them on my walls, for example. But I don't like when 4 cm long, 8-legged bastards crawl into my bed at 3 AM.

And now I don't know where he is.

I'll never go to sleep again.